Category: Blog

Aviva Woolf, Dog Runner

“Do you realize everyone coming for lunch on Shabbat has either a Masters degree or in medical school except for me?” I asked Ari while he was brushing his teeth last night. “Yes, that’s true. But if it makes you feel better, you have more jobs than anyone combined!” “Hm.” I do have a lot…

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Fuck You Green Shirt

Growing up, my family went to an orthodox synagogue that was a 20 min walk from my house. Every Saturday starting from when I was 9 years old, we’d wake up at 8:30 am and walk down Union Turnpike until Francis Lewis Boulevard, make a left and go straight until we saw the low, beige…

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Map of America on My Dartboard

I’m taking a BuzzFeed quiz. Where Should You Actually Live?  But I’m asking honestly. Oh great and wise BuzzFeed. Where should I live? Ari and I want to move out of New York. Our apartment in Washington Heights is insanely expensive. My family has upped and moved to Israel. While I’ve started a road down…

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The Aviva Show

Hey mamas! It’s that time again. I’m unemployed again! Preschool ended in June and since then I’ve been studying to become a Certified NYC tour guide. Hopefully I’ll be taking the test next week but until then I’ve been studying, doing improv, standup, writing sketches, hosting trivia, interning at the QED theater in Queens, babysitting…

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My Second Audition!

“Do you want to go to a Pepsi commercial audition?” Like a surprising amount of my blog post beginnings, this one started with a Craigslist ad. It was 10 am when I texted Mike, my go-to buddy when it comes to spontaneous activities such as midnight Dave and Busters runs, margaritas on the ferry to…

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