Month: October 2017

Aviva Woolf, Dog Runner

“Do you realize everyone coming for lunch on Shabbat has either a Masters degree or in medical school except for me?” I asked Ari while he was brushing his teeth last night. “Yes, that’s true. But if it makes you feel better, you have more jobs than anyone combined!” “Hm.” I do have a lot…

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Fuck You Green Shirt

Growing up, my family went to an orthodox synagogue that was a 20 min walk from my house. Every Saturday starting from when I was 9 years old, we’d wake up at 8:30 am and walk down Union Turnpike until Francis Lewis Boulevard, make a left and go straight until we saw the low, beige…

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Map of America on My Dartboard

I’m taking a BuzzFeed quiz. Where Should You Actually Live?  But I’m asking honestly. Oh great and wise BuzzFeed. Where should I live? Ari and I want to move out of New York. Our apartment in Washington Heights is insanely expensive. My family has upped and moved to Israel. While I’ve started a road down…

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